Heres to Hoping.


I'm Alisha, I'm 20, and I'm still not even close to figuring out who the fuck I am.


me: *names child butter*
me: *accidently brings home wrong child*
me: i can't believe it's not butter

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

(via gnarly)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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(via gnarly)

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via lostinhyrule)

saintcube:

it hurts

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64kbps:

gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

(via gnarly)

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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(Source: littlexiutie, via tyleroakley)

lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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(Source: sakura-rose12, via birds-ofthefeather)

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